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PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 

i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!

SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.

I don’t usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(

I used the collars on my dog years ago and we had to take it off immediately when we noticed light burns around her neck. Immediately we spoke to a vet and she said it is nothing but a dangerous thing that will kill your dog or cat.

my parents put some of the anti-flea medication on my cat and she began to drool and act funny right after application. it’s a good thing that she’s so sensitive to things because they noticed she was acting strangely and washed it off immediately with soap and water and, other than that area of fur being a little greasy, she is completely fine and showing no signs of injury or damage so far. THAT BEING SAID, IF THEY HAD LEFT IT ON ANY LONGER, IT DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE HARMED HER OR EVEN KILLED HER. this shit is DANGEROUS. WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THIS BRAND. do NOT let them buy it!

Soooo… How the fuck is this stuff legally sold?

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Your story’s length: 2 seasons, 260 eps each 

Your genre: Ecchi. (I’m alright with this. Holy shit, that’s a lot of eps for an ecchi anime, haha)

Your character: The moe icon 

Your lover: Dandere (We’d both be pretty shy then)

The climax: You find out your lover is an alien

The ending: You finally lose your virginity.

   yessssssss

Your story’s length: 2 seasons of 24 episodes.

Your genre: Yuri

Your character: The bossy type

Your lover: The loli

The climax: your stalker saw you kissing someone else, beware.

The ending:  Your crush confesses their love for you

Your story’s length: 4 Seasons, 3 OVA, 10 specials, 4 movies (Im already liking where this is going) 

Your genre: Horror (YES?? YES!?!?! YES!!!!!)

Your character:  The Seme (Sounds about right)

Your lover: The Hopeless Pervert (Just how I like them)

The climax: The Final Battle starts

The ending: Bam! You are now a sexy Vampire (and just like that I can die happily… or maybe I cant… y’know being a vampire and all)

Story length: 4 seasons, 3 Ovas, 10 specials, 4 Movies (That’s a fuck ton…XD;;)

Genre: Drama (Ok then..)

Character: The Cool Type (Ok.)

Lover: The Maid (Going for the feels with one of the things I like most…wise D:::: )

Climax: you forgot to knock and see your naked sister that starts yelling (Uh…)

Ending: You have to say good bye to your lover, time to part ways. (Ok this works)

Save for the Climax, Why the hell did I get that… XD;; this seems to be good.

Story Length: 2 seasons, 260 episodes each :I

Genre: Hentai 8I

Character: The Social Butterfly (hahahahahaha no.)

Lover: The Cool type. (hahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha no.)

Climax: Your stalker saw you kissing someone else. Beware… (oh.)

Ending: You figure out something about your future. (oh plot twist.)

Story Length: 2 seasons of 24 episodes, I suppose I’m ok with that.

Genre: Yuri… what

Character: The maid HOW AM I THE MAIN CHARACTER THEN

Lover: The tsundere yes good tsundere strong

Climax: You find out your lover is a cross-dresser UHMMM BUT WASN’T IT YURI?????

Ending: You wake up, it was a dream and you wake up in math class WHICH I DON’T EVEN TAKE…..

Your story’s length: 25 episodes

Your genre:  School Life

Your character:  Maid

Your lover:  The Cold One

The climax:  You admit you are gay

The ending:  Your uke stops denying you

um..

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If you get a message from a Skype contact that looks like this:

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK. It’s ransomware that will lock your computer up, accusing you of possession of child pornography, and threaten to alert the authorities unless a $200 payment is made. And then pass the link along to all your Skype contacts.

SERIOUSLY, DON’T CLICK IT.

If you’ve already been infected, or if you know someone who has, instructions for removing the virus are under the cut.

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Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

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I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.

OMYGOD

OH MY GOD I CHOKED

…

whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING

This is the theme song to my life.

A for effort

i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS

OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS

hi this is me reincarnated into song form

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

Every time, I think this won’t get me. And it does.

this has to relieve people of their bad mood.

So i’m watching Thumbelina and i paused it and what