There is a goddamn Naruto coat in the window of the charity shop across the road from my flat and the employees have dressed it up in a womens belt and necklace not realising that it isn’t a casual womans garment.
"I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose."
Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Mayflies
Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.
by John Metcalfe
This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.
Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.
This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…
(read more: CityLab)
photographs via: La Crosse NWS
AKA: A Comprehensive Argument as to Why I Hate Cesar Millan:
Every one of Cesar Millan’s clients and fans has two things in common: they love their dogs and they don’t know the first thing about training them. An untrained dog in a household can be a burden and a pain, or…